Fun Islamic Facts 3: Satan Pees in Your Ears

According to Muhammad, when Muslims sleep through prayers, it's because Satan peed in their ears.

Fun Islamic Facts 2: Peeing Your Way to Hell

According to Muhammad, peeing incorrectly will earn you punishment in hell, and MOST of the punishment of hell is for peeing improperly. (This is technically "punishment of the grave," but the only word we have for punishment after death is "hell.")

Fun Islamic Facts 1: Muhammad Peed Like a Girl

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