Saturday, July 30, 2016

Fun Islamic Facts 3: Satan Pees in Your Ears

According to Muhammad, when Muslims sleep through prayers, it's because Satan peed in their ears.

5 comments:

Mike said...

Lol, David you said you're in their minds moving furniture around. I wonder if they think your standing while using their Bathrooms, while your in their MINDS! Lol

Nojmul Huda said...

David, amazing sound of pee in your video. Muhammad is a prophet of pee, he introduced code of pee to Muslims world. I wonder Muslims by comparing our Lord God Jesus Christ, with playboy Muhammad blasphemed against Holy God. They would be thrown into Hell fire unless they give up playboy Muhammad and his code of life. Stupid Muslims never analyze Muhammad's playboy life with holistic life God of Abraham, Father of Jesus Christ wants from us to live with Him in Heaven for eternal life. Muhammad never perceived that life in heaven is spiritual life, not like what Muhammad found in this world and nothing to do with how you pee. Wake up Muslim, you are worshiping evil book Quran and his prophet Muhammad by believing Quran blindly. Thank you again David, enlightening us with truth about Muhammad and his creation Islam with a black magic book Quran. We would never understand Islam so closely with sound of pee without your efforts. May God bless you and your family!!

Christopher Kelley said...

Muh'd had quite a "thingy", too, for CAMEL'S urine... but it seems far from negative...
and the pious have been led to expose themselves to some pretty serious disease,
for the sake of "fool-owing the [fools'/false/faux] prophet's example."

Brandmr said...

Thanks for posting on so many relevant topics. I read somewhere that the djinn are upset when people dispose of feces properly, because it is their sustenance. As manna to Angels, so feces to djinn. Forgive me, I can't recall where I read this.

Naram-Sin said...

I wonder if that is an acceptable explanation when you show up late for work?