Fun Islamic Facts 7: Satan Farts When He Hears the Call to Prayer

More timeless wisdom from the prophet of Islam:

Sunan an-Nasai 671—It was narrated from Abu Hurairah that the Prophet said: “When the call for the prayer is given, the Shaitan takes to his heels, passing wind loudly so that he will not hear the call to prayer. When the call to prayer is finished, he comes back.

Fun Islamic Facts 6: Satan Hides in Your Nose

More childish teachings from Muhammad.

Fun Islamic Facts 3: Satan Pees in Your Ears

According to Muhammad, when Muslims sleep through prayers, it's because Satan peed in their ears.

Satan: Islam's Hidden Hero

As we have seen, Islam teaches that Allah wants people to sin, and he threatens humanity with annihilation if we refuse to sin. This means, of course, that we're only still here because we've sinned. If we hadn't sinned, Allah would have obliterated us. But why did we sin? According to Islam, we sinned because Satan tempted us to sin. Oddly enough, we're all alive right now because of Satan! So Satan turns out to be Islam's hidden hero, who saves us from destruction by tempting us to sin.

It takes an amazing religion to so blatantly declare that Satan is our savior!