If you think heaven will be like a great big brothel in the sky, where worthy males will get 70 virgins with “appetizing vaginas,” and where men will have “eternal erections,” you might be a Muslim.
On the other hand, if you read that comment about “eternal erections” and thought Muslims believe they will never go limp in paradise, then you are a pervert and an Islamophobe.
Or so goes the reasoning of Muslim Yahya Snow, who is quite concerned to get the word out.
At the end of his article, after setting the record straight for all the perverts out there, believing he has shown just how appetizing Islam is, Yahya asks if anyone would like to know more about Islam.
My answer to that question is: “I think you have already told all of us more than we ever wanted to know, but thanks anyways. You might give Hugh Heffner or Larry Flynt a call. I have a hunch they might be interested in what you are offering, though they might be a little put out by the fact that Muhammad thought of it first.”