Muslims who want to complain about all the racist, hate-mongering bigots who believe that raping little girls is wrong now have a nifty app that will allow them to report Islamophobes instantly.
We will be announcing the date of the iPhone and iPad launch in the next week and hope that you can download the TELL MAMA application which we believe will be a useful resource in providing members of the public with a hate crime reporting in facility. We also urge mosque committee members to download the application so that they can report in graffiti incidents and damage to the external rendering of mosques by taking pictures of the damage and sending them through the application. We also would advise Muslim women to download the application so that they can report in quickly and with confidence if they suffer a street based incident or anti-Muslim hate crime. Other individuals which this application may assist include those working in the taxi or minicab industries and who may be prone to anti-Muslim prejudice particularly at weekends when people may have been drinking and when tempers flare up. Also, late night catering establishments, such as kebab shops and all night Turkish restaurants may want to inform their workers of the availability of this application since many suffer prejudice when serving members of the public who have usually been drinking and who are frustrated and hungry after a heavy night out. Download away we say! (Source)
Can anyone imagine the international public outcry that would result if someone made a new app that would allow people to report the actions of Muslims?