Thursday, September 27, 2012

Don't Make Fun of Muhammad!

For those who would like to verify the sources I cited, here you go:

Qur’an 9:29—Fight those who believe not in Allah.

Qur’an 9:123—O you who believe! fight those of the unbelievers who are near to you and let them find in you hardness.

Qur’an 48:29—Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah, and those who are with him are severe against disbelievers, and merciful among themselves.

Qur’an 98:6—Verily, those who disbelieve (in the religion of Islam, the Qur'an and Prophet Muhammad) from among the people of the Scripture (Jews and Christians) and Al-Mushrikun will abide in the Fire of Hell. They are the worst of creatures.

Sahih Muslim 33—“I have been commanded to fight against people till they testify that there is no god but Allah.”

Qur’an 5:51—O you who believe! do not take the Jews and the Christians for friends; they are friends of each other; and whoever amongst you takes them for a friend, then surely he is one of them; surely Allah does not guide the unjust people.

Sahih Muslim 4366—It has been narrated by ‘Umar b. al-Khattab that he heard the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) say: I will expel the Jews and Christians from the Arabian Peninsula and will not leave any but Muslim.

Qur’an 4:34—Men are in charge of women, because Allah hath made the one of them to excel the other, and because they spend of their property (for the support of women). So good women are the obedient, guarding in secret that which Allah hath guarded. As for those from whom ye fear rebellion, admonish them and banish them to beds apart, and scourge them. Then if they obey you, seek not a way against them. Lo! Allah is ever High, Exalted, Great.

Sahih Muslim 2127— . . . [H]e (the Holy Prophet) entered the (house), and said: Why is it, O Aisha, that you are out of breath? I said: There is nothing. He said: Tell me or the Subtle and the Aware would inform me. I said: Messenger of Allah, may my father and mother be ransom for you, and then I told him (the whole story). He said: Was it the darkness (of your shadow) that I saw in front of me? I said: Yes. He struck me on the chest which caused me pain, and then said: Did you think that Allah and His Apostle would deal unjustly with you? . . .

Qur’an 2:223—Your women are your tilth, so come into your tillage how you choose; but do a previous good act for yourselves, and fear God, and know that ye are going to meet Him; and give good tidings unto those who do believe.

Qur’an 2:282— . . . and call in to witness from among your men two witnesses; but if there are not two men, then one man and two women from among those whom you choose to be witnesses, so that if one of the two errs, the second of the two may remind the other . . .

Sahih al-Bukhari 2658—The Prophet said: “Isn’t the witness of a woman equal to half of that of a man?” The women said: “Yes.” He said: “This is because of the deficiency of her mind.”

Qur’an 70:29-30—And those who guard their private parts, except in the case of their wives or those whom their right hands possess—for these surely are not to be blamed,

Qur’an 4:24—And all married women (are forbidden unto you) save those (captives) whom your right hands possess. It is a decree of Allah for you. Lawful unto you are all beyond those mentioned, so that ye seek them with your wealth in honest wedlock, not debauchery. And those of whom ye seek content (by marrying them), give unto them their portions as a duty. And there is no sin for you in what ye do by mutual agreement after the duty (hath been done). Lo! Allah is ever Knower, Wise.

Sunan Abu Dawud 2150—Abu Said al-Khudri said: "The apostle of Allah sent a military expedition to Awtas on the occasion of the battle of Hunain. They met their enemy and fought with them. They defeated them and took them captives. Some of the Companions of the apostle of Allah were reluctant to have intercourse with the female captives in the presence of their husbands who were unbelievers. So Allah, the Exalted, sent down the Quranic verse, "And all married women (are forbidden) unto you save those (captives) whom your right hands possess" [Qur’an 4:24]. That is to say, they are lawful for them when they complete their waiting period."

Sahih al-Bukhari 4200—Narrated Anas: The Prophet offered the Fajr (morning) prayer near Khaibar when it was still dark and then said, “Allahu Akbar! Khaibar is destroyed, for whenever we approach a (hostile) nation (to fight), then evil will be the morning for those who have been warned.” Then the inhabitants of Khaibar came out running on the roads. The Prophet had their warriors killed, their offspring and women taken as captives. Safiyya was amongst the captives, she first came in the share of Dihya Al-Kalbi but later on she belonged to the Prophet. The Prophet made her manumission as her Mahr.

Al-Tabari, Volume 39, p. 185—Ibn ‘Umar [al-Waqidi] – Kathir b. Zayd – al-Walid b. Rabah – Abu Hurayrah: While the Prophet was lying with Safiyyah Abu Ayyub stayed the night at his door. When he saw the Prophet in the morning he said "God is the Greatest." He had a sword with him; he said to the Prophet, "O Messenger of God, this young woman had just been married, and you killed her father, her brother and her husband, so I did not trust her (not to harm) you." The Prophet laughed and said "Good."

Al-Tabari, Volume 39, p. 194—The Prophet admired Umm Ibrahaim [Mary the Copt], who was fair-skinned and beautiful. He lodged her in al-Aliyah, at the property nowadays called the mashrabah of Umm Ibrahim. He used to visit her there and ordered her to veil herself, [but] he had intercourse with her by virtue of her being his property.

Sahih al-Bukhari 5075—Narrated Abdullah: We used to participate in the holy battles led by Allah’s Messenger and we had nothing (no wives) with us. So we said, “Shall we get ourselves castrated?” He forbade us that and then allowed us to marry a woman temporarily by giving her even a garment and then he recited to us: ‘O you who believe! Make not unlawful the Tayyibat (all that is good as regards foods, things, deeds, beliefs, persons etc.) which Allah has made lawful to you.’ (V. 587)

Sahih Muslim 3248—Ibn Juraij reported: 'Ata' reported that Jabir b. Abdullah came to perform Umra, and we came to his abode, and the people asked him about different things, and then they made a mention of temporary marriage, whereupon he said: Yes, we had been benefiting ourselves by this temporary marriage during the lifetime of the Holy Prophet and during the time of Abu Bakr and Umar.

Sahih Muslim 3249—Jabir b. Abdullah reported: We contracted temporary marriage giving a handful of dates or flour as a dower during the lifetime of Allah’s Messenger and during the time of Abu Bakr until Umar forbaded it in the case of Amr b. Huraith.

Ibn Ishaq, p. 106—[Muhammad said:] Now none of God’s creatures was more hateful to me than an (ecstatic) poet or a man possessed: I could not even look at them. I thought, Woe is me poet or possessed—Never shall Quraysh say this of me! I will go to the top of the mountain and throw myself down that I may kill myself and gain rest.

Sahih al-Bukhari 6982— . . . But after a few days Waraqa died and the Divine Revelation was also paused for a while and the Prophet became so sad as we have heard that he intended several times to throw himself from the tops of high mountains and every time he went up the top of a mountain in order to throw himself down, Jibril wuld appear before him and say, “O Muhammad! You are indeed Allah’s Messenger in truth,” whereupon his heart would become quiet and he would calm down and would return home. . . .

Ibn Ishaq, p. 165-166—Now the apostle was anxious for the welfare of his people, wishing to attract them as far as he could. . . . When the apostle saw that his people turned their backs on him and he was pained by their estrangement from what he brought them from God he longed that there should come to him from God a message that would reconcile his people to him. Because of his love for his people and his anxiety over them it would delight him if the obstacle that made his task so difficult could be removed. . . . Then God sent down "By the star when it sets your comrade errs not and is not deceived, he speaks not from his own desire," and when he reached His words "Have you thought of al-Lat and al-Uzza and Manat the third, the other", Satan, when he was meditating upon it, and desiring to bring it to his people, put upon his tongue "these are the exalted Gharaniq [Numidian cranes] whose intercession is approved." When the Quraysh heard that, they were delighted and greatly pleased at the way in which he spoke of their gods and they listened to him; while the believers were holding that what their prophet brought them from their Lord was true, not suspecting a mistake or a vain desire or a slip, and when he reached the prostration and the end of the Sura in which he prostrated himself the Muslims prostrated themselves when their prophet prostrated confirming what he brought and obeying his command, and the polytheists of Quraysh and others who were in the mosque prostrated when they heard the mention of their gods, so that everyone in the mosque believer and unbeliever prostrated . . . Then the people dispersed and the Quraysh went out, delighted at what had been said about their gods, saying, "Muhammad has spoken of our gods in splendid fashion. He alleged in what he read that they are the exalted Gharaniq whose intercession is approved." The news reached the prophet’s companions who were in Abyssinia, it being reported that Quraysh had accepted Islam, so some men started to return while others remained behind. Then Gabriel came to the apostle and said, "What have you done, Muhammad? You have read to these people something I did not bring you from God and you have said what He did not say to you." The apostle was bitterly grieved and was greatly in fear of God. So God sent down (a revelation), for He was merciful to him, comforting him and making light of the affair and telling him that every prophet and apostle before him desired as he desired and wanted what he wanted and Satan interjected something into his desires as he had on his tongue. So God annulled what Satan had suggested and God established His verses, i.e. you are just like the prophets and apostles. Then God sent down: "We have not sent a prophet or apostle before you but when he longed Satan cast suggestions in his longing. But God will annul what Satan has suggested. Then God will establish his verses, God being knowing and wise."

Sahih al-Bukhari 3175—Aisha narrated: "Once the Prophet (the blessing and peace of Allah be upon him) was bewitched so that he began to imagine that he had done a thing which in fact, he had not done."

Sahih al-Bukhari 5765—Aisha narrated: Magic was worked on Allah’s Apostle (may the blessing and peace of Allah be upon him) so that he used to think that he had had sexual relations with his wives while he actually had not. Then one day he said, "O Aisha, do you know that Allah has instructed me concerning the matter I asked Him about? Two men came to me and one of them sat near my head and the other sat near my feet. The one near my head asked the other: ‘What is wrong with this man?’ The latter replied, ‘He is under the effect of magic.’ The first one asked, ‘Who has worked magic on him?’ The other replied, ‘Labid bin Al-Asam, a man from Bani Zuraiq who was an ally of the Jews and was a hypocrite.’ The first one asked, ‘What material did he use?’ The other replied, ‘A comb and the hair stuck to it.’"

Sahih al-Bukhari 5134—Narrated Aishah that the Prophet wrote the marriage contract with her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old. Hisham said: “I have been informed that Aisha remained with the Prophet for nine years (i.e. till his death).”

Sahih al-Bukhari 5158—Narrated Urwa: The Prophet wrote the (marriage contract) with Aisha while she was six years old and consummated his marriage with her while she was nine years old and she remained with him for nine years (i.e. till his death).

Qur’an 4:3—And if ye fear that ye will not deal fairly by the orphans, marry of the women, who seem good to you, two or three or four; and if ye fear that ye cannot do justice (to so many) then one (only) or (the captives) that your right hands possess. Thus it is more likely that ye will not do injustice.

Qur’an 33:50—O Prophet! surely We have made lawful to you your wives whom you have given their dowries, and those whom your right hand possesses out of those whom Allah has given to you as prisoners of war, and the daughters of your paternal uncles and the daughters of your paternal aunts, and the daughters of your maternal uncles and the daughters of your maternal aunts who fled with you; and a believing woman if she gave herself to the Prophet, if the Prophet desired to marry her -- specially for you, not for the (rest of) believers; We know what We have ordained for them concerning their wives and those whom their right hands possess in order that no blame may attach to you; and Allah is Forgiving, Merciful.

Sahih al-Bukhari, Number 268—Anas bin Malik said, “The Prophet used to visit all his wives in a round, during the day and night and they were eleven in number.” I asked Anas, “Had the Prophet the strength for it?” Anas replied, “We used to say that the Prophet was given the strength of thirty (men).” And Sa'id said on the authority of Qatada that Anas had told him about nine wives only (not eleven).

Qur’an 33:37—And when you said to him to whom Allah had shown favor and to whom you had shown a favor: Keep your wife to yourself and be careful of (your duty to) Allah; and you concealed in your soul what Allah would bring to light, and you feared men, and Allah had a greater right that you should fear Him. But when Zaid had accomplished his want of her, We gave her to you as a wife, so that there should be no difficulty for the believers in respect of the wives of their adopted sons, when they have accomplished their want of them; and Allah's command shall be performed.

Sahih al-Bukhari 7420—Narrated Anas: Zaid bin Haritha came to the Prophet complaining about his wife. The Prophet kept on saying (to him), “Be afraid of Allah and keep your wife.” Aisha said, “If Allah’s Messenger were to conceal anything (of the Qur’an), he would have concealed this Verse.” Zainab used to boast before the wives of the Prophet and used to say, “You were given in marriage by your families, while I was married (to the Prophet) by Allah from over seven heavens.” And Thabit recited the Verse: “. . . But you did hide in yourself (i.e., what Allah has already made known to you that He will give her to you in marriage) that which Allah will make manifest, you did fear the people (i.e. their saying that Muhammad married the divorced wife of his manumitted slave) . . .” (V. 33:37) and said that this Verse was revealed in connection with Zainab and Zaid bin Haritha.

Ibn Ishaq, p. 130—Yahya b. Urwa b. al-Zubayr on the authority of his father from Abdullah b. Amr b. al-As told me that the latter was asked what was the worst way in which Quraysh showed their enmity to the apostle. He replied: ‘I was with them one day when the notables had gathered in the Hijr and the apostle was mentioned. They said that they had never known anything like the trouble they had endured from this fellow; he had declared their mode of life foolish, insulted their forefathers, reviled their religion, divided the community, and cursed their gods. What they had borne was past all bearing, or words to that effect.’ While they were thus discussing him the apostle came towards them and kissed the black stone, then he passed them as he walked round the temple. As he passed they said some injurious things about him. This I could see from his expression. He went on and as he passed them the second time they attacked him similarly. This I could see from his expression. Then he passed the third time, and they did the same. He stopped and said, ‘Will you listen to me O Quraysh? By him who holds my life in His hand I bring you slaughter.’ This word so struck the people that not one of them but stood silent and still; even one who had hitherto been most violent spoke to him in the kindest way possible, saying, ‘Depart, O Abu’l-Qasim, for by God you are not violent.’ So the apostle went away, and on the morrow they assembled in the Hijr, I being there too, and they asked one another if they remembered what had taken place between them and the apostle so that when he openly said something unpleasant they let him alone. While they were talking thus the apostle appeared, and they leaped upon him as one man and encircled him, saying, ‘Are you the one who said so-and-so against our gods and our religion?’ The apostle said, ‘Yes, I am the one who said that.’ And I saw one of them seize his robe. Then Abu Bakr interposed himself weeping and saying, ‘Would you kill a man for saying Allah is my Lord?’ Then they left him. That is the worst that I ever saw Quraysh do to him.

Ibn Ishaq, p. 515—When [Muhammad] asked him about the rest he refused to produce it, so the apostle gave orders to al-Zubayr bin al-Awwam, “Torture him until you extract what he has,” so he kindled a fire with flint and steel on his chest until he was nearly dead. Then the apostle delivered him to Muhammad bin Maslama and he struck off his head, in revenge for his brother Mahmud.

Ibn Ishaq, p. 675—Abu Afak was one of the B. Amr b. Auf of the B. Ubayda clan. He showed his disaffection when the apostle killed al-Harith b. Suwayd b. Samit and said:

“Long have I lived but never have I seen An assembly or collection of people More faithful to their undertaking And their allies when called upon Than the sons of Qayla when they assembled, Men who overthrew mountains and never submitted, A rider who came to them split them in two (saying) “Permitted”, “Forbidden”, of all sorts of things. Had you believed in glory or kingship You would have followed Tubba.”

The apostle said, “Who will deal with this rascal for me?” Whereupon Salim b. Umayr, brother of B. Amr b. Auf, one of the “weepers”, went forth and killed him.

Qur’an 3:32—Say: Obey Allah and the Apostle; but if they turn back, then surely Allah does not love the unbelievers.


Anonymous said...

Did a on this one, as I will for all the future ones. May I say this is the second awesomest video you've made, second only to Muhammad's death. Both what his followers said about him and what God said about him did more than anything we can ever do or say.

Anonymous said...

This is hilarious.

Yo, David the PDF links aren't working( jihad and Muhammad) i wanna print some out.

Radical Moderate said...

Brilliant simply brilliant.

See this is what i'm talking about. Islam is so bad we do not need to make up things, or show things in a way that will offend Muslims :)

simple_truth said...

Lovely, brilliant, excellent!!!

You have some natural talent, David, to make humor and deliver a serious point simultaneously.

Zack_Tiang said...

Love the video... but I'm probably gonna get a lot of steam for posting it on my facebook wall... haha

sheik yer'mami said...

I believe the proper translation for "fight" in the Arabic Koran is KILL, something that is often overlooked or ignored.

Unknown said...

David - thanks for the videos. My comment is a technical one, not about the subject matter. Can you change the microphone setup to improve sound quality, the echo effect in particular?


SGM said...

Excellent excellent video. No one has to make up stuff to humiliate Mohammad. The Islamic literature does it all. All you have to do is read it to the folks. David, thanks for the sources.

Another point, I have not heard one muslim say what is said in the movie that is insulting to their prophet. Everthing in the movie is in the islamic literature.

Selecta Mark said...

Well done David and love your material. Keep on fighting the good fight.

dool said...

Pls make of video of the old woman ripped apart for blashpehmy which is explicitly accounted in the Hadith.

dool said...

The scene in Inocence of ... were the old woman was ripped apart is accounted explicitely in the Hadith. And a christian response should be made to silence muslims that claim blasphemy.

Ashraf said...

I am a Muslim and I do believe that Islam, which means submission to God, is not any different in it's essence than the previous religions that were prescribed by God. This way of life was given to Adam and Eve at the beginning and reminded to their sons and daughters by different prophets throughout history in order to show them the way of success in this life and in the hereafter. As a matter of fact, I believe that God has only one message to mankind that differed in its detailed rulings according to the time and place it was revealed at, but not in its main principles.

I believe that Mohammad, peace be upon him, is the best role model for all human beings; the role model as a leader, as a father, as a husband, as a teacher... I do love him more than myself and my family for what he went through during his life to bring the message of Islam in its complete and practical form to mankind. I share this feeling with hundreds of millions of muslims allover the world.

However, I do not condone or accept any of the violence or killings that happened in Egypt, in Lybia or in the rest of the world. I believe this goes against the teachings of the Prophet, peace be upon him. This is clearly expressed in his life story and in his sayings.

For you to understand the message of Islam, don't pick and choose few verses of the Quran or few haddith that don't represent the true essence of Islam. Read the whole Quran and find the beauty of its verses for yourself, study the life of the prophet with an open mind and don't be misguided by others' sayings or acts; whether those "others" are muslims or non-muslims.

By sending this comment, I am praying to Allah that He would guide all of us to the straight path, the path of those on whom He have bestowed His Grace.

I am not trying to argue with anyone or disrespect anybody's belief; what I am trying to do, is to invite all of you to read, think, contemplate and then make your own decision based on what you read, not on what you hear.

Don't let those "others" hijack your mind.

O'Allah I did deliver, O'Allah be my witness.

Ashraf Abou El-Ezz

Radical Moderate said...

Ashraf thanks for your comments and performing your Dahwah on us.

You wrote...
"is not any different in it's essence than the previous religions that were prescribed by God."

We Christians preach Christ crucified and the blood atonement for your sins.

Is that any different from Islam?

The Old Testament teaches Blood Atonement for sins to be performed at the temple.

Is that any different from Islam?

Ashraf said...

The common principles of all divine religions is the believe in the One God who created all creatures, to believe in the angels, to believe that God had revealed holy books through his prophets to guide mankind, to believe in the day of judgement, to believe in divine destiny, to worship God alone, to give charity to the poor and the needy, to enjoin and do all that is good and forbid ourselves and others from doing wrong, take care of our neighbors, be kind to all God's creatures.

These are the common principles I referred to.

Regarding Jesus, peace be upon him, you can read in the Quran sura AlEmran (sura#3) and sura Maryam (sura#19). I hope by reading those 2 suras you will find the answer to your question.

Radical Moderate said...

Ashraf you said...

" to believe that God had revealed holy books through his prophets to guide mankind,"

Can you show us the original Islamic Tarat and Ingeel?

Chandra Sekhar Mishra said...

Thanks David... This is very useful information for me and my friends...

joyski said...

oh my! hilarious! awesome! I want to share but...but...but..."

anyway, thanks for the laughs!


Unknown said...

i'm a muslims and just have one idea for your video david...prove anything about my religion, my prophet, or my God..the truth is waiting for us in the after a true muslims, i just want live peacefully with other,do not see what religion you believe,what race are you,what language you speak...let's just respect other by respecting our selves first, i think that's an advice for my self as well...thank you

Anonymous said...

I think we should start a make fun of mohammed day and everyone post videos, start websites, movies, cartoons, blogs, comments, just everywhere and overwhelm the internet and youtube, facebook,etc. with overwhelming truth of this evil evil religion which is so fake!!

Anonymous said...

If jesus was a jew, and he is a prophet to bring mohammed back or God, then why do they want to kill jews.. really?? Are Muslims really like illiterate or what is going on?? haha.. insane, just insane...

Laura said...

absolutely right to the point!

Unknown said...

The point of talking about muslim things is not to make fun of anything...and not to win arguments...the point is to lay ourselves down lay pride and winning down..for the sake of even one soul...God laid Himself and all his well deserved merit down for us we should do same for one soul s salvation...dont prevent the least or least informed one...we want new births not a bunch of wins on our scorecard of bible koran debates...i know you have to show the truth to some hardheaded...not easy dont forget to err on the side of love and respect go to extremes on those two things....insults dont help anyone do they?

Ro Joel said...

David Wood is my best Religious Teacher, I'm really fond of him, may God bless you, and your family, Now also I know for sure that God is really happy with your efforts of exposing the lies (Muhammad & quran). I'm a Rohingya Christian student, all your articles are very crucial, essential, and assistance to me. And to Church Members.